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Monday, April 10, 2006

Dear Los Angeles,

Just saw the weather forecast for the next 10 days.

Please stop raining. Somebody has to take to bus to school at 7 am six days a week from Venice and then back at 7 pm. It's bad enough as it is without being wet all day with no hope of dryness, not even when I get home due to living in a shed. And now, I have a nasty puncture wound on my foot where a girl at a concert wearing high heels stomped. If you could ask your scenesters to chill out and stop being a pain in the ass (or foot! har har), that would be nice. Also, please stop raining. The wetness is bound to get that nasty wound infected.



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